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#1 Michael Jackson

Post by Moeregaard » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:20 pm

? The cause of Michael Jackson's demise has been determined to be food poisoning...

...He apparently ate some nine-year-old n*ts.


? All jockeys at tomorrow's race will wear black armbands, to commemorate Michael Jackson, who rode more three-year-olds than anyone in history.

? Does anyone know the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson...?

...One is a famous astronaut who was first to walk on the moon, while the other was a grown man who slept with kids.
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Post by Mark Gordon » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:35 pm

I love 'em. Are you going to run down to the services today, Moe?
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Post by Moeregaard » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:20 pm

Sorry for the late reply to your question, Mark, but I did not attend Mr. Jackson's services! Word was that if you didn't have any business in the area, it was best to avoid coming within a country mile of wherever Michael was. I think everyone here was holding their breath in anticipation of another L.A. riot.
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