Feeling Womanly

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#1 Feeling Womanly

Post by Moeregaard » Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:11 am

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up and frantically announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman!"

She then strips off all of her clothing and asks loudly, "Is there someone on this plane man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Mark (Moe) Shipley
Former owner '66FHC, #1E32208
Former owner '65FHC, #1E30036

Planning on getting E-Type No. 3 as soon as possible....

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