Worms and Hairspray

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#1 Worms and Hairspray

Post by Moeregaard » Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:20 am

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the garden. The boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The Grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars that you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.

The little boy runs into the house and returns with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it's straight and stiff as a board. He then proceeds to push the worm back into its hole. The grandfather hands the boy a fiver, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather returns and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know--this is from your grandma."
Mark (Moe) Shipley
Former owner '66FHC, #1E32208
Former owner '65FHC, #1E30036

Planning on getting E-Type No. 3 as soon as possible....

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