Sensitive man

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#1 Sensitive man

Post by Car-Nut » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:33 pm

>A woman meets a man in a bar.

> They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..
> They get back to his place,
> And as he shows her around his apartment.
> She notices that one wall of his bedroom is
> completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
> There are three shelves in the bedroom,
> with dozens and dozens of cute,
> cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
>
> In rows, covering the entire wall!
>
> It was obvious that he had taken
> quite some time to lovingly arrange them
>
> and she was immediately touched
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> by the amount of thought he had
> put into organizing the display.
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> There were small bears all along
> the bottom shelf,
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> medium-sized bears covering the
> length of the middle shelf,
> and huge, enormous bears running
> all the way along the top shelf.
> She found it strange for an
> obviously masculine guy
> to have such a large collection of
> teddy Bears,
> she is quite impressed by his
> sensitive side.
> But doesn't mention this to him.
> They share a bottle of wine and
> Continue talking and,
>
> After awhile, she finds herself
> Thinking,
>
> 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
> Could be the one!
>
> Maybe he could be the future
> Father of my children?'
>
> She turns to him and kisses him
> Lightly on the lips
>
> He responds warmly.
>
> They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
> And he romantically lifts her in
> His arms and carries her into his bedroom
> Where they rip off each other's
> Clothes and make hot, steamy love.
>
> She is so overwhelmed that she
> Responds with more passion,
>
> More creativity, more heat than she
> Has ever known.
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> After an intense, explosive night
> Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
>
> They are lying there together in
> The afterglow.
> The woman rolls over, gently
> Strokes his chest and asks coyly,
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>
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> 'Well, how was it?'
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> The guy gently smiles at her,
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> Strokes her cheek,
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> Looks deeply into her eyes,
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> And says:
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> 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf' :lol:

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