Paddy's Slippers

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#1 Paddy's Slippers

Post by Car-Nut » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:33 pm

> Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to
> see him.
> Mick says, 'how you doin?'
> Paddy says ' do us a favour, nip upstairs and get me
> slippers, me feet are freezing.'
> Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old
> twin daughters sitting on the bed
He says, 'your dad's sent me
> Up here to shag the both of you '.
> They say, 'get away with ya ... prove it.'
> Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'
> Paddy shouts back, 'of course both of em, what's the
> point of fuck1n one? :) :wink:

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