Council Job Application

[Car-Nut]

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He answers, "Yes - caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the services?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?"

"This is a council job," the interviewer says. For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."