The 'E' Type Forum

RECTUM STRETCHER

(if you don't laugh at this one, there is something wrong.)

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge
only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, and asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'


'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger,
then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four,
then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked.




'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'



Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face.................PRICELESS

Good one!

Moeregaard wrote:Good one!

I thought it would be appreciated by like minded petrolheads ;)

It's nice to see your still alive Clive. have you got your money out yet and bought a real car?

harryetype wrote:It's nice to see your still alive Clive. have you got your money out yet and bought a real car?

watch this space!!

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