A hillbilly farmer
who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The
lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The
farmer replied, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The
lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The
farmer replied, 'Yes, I got 40 acres.'
The
lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand. Do you have a
suit?
The farmer replied, 'Yes, I got a suit. I wears
it to church on Sundays.'
The
lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a
case?'
The
farmer replied, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John
Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a
grudge?'
The
farmer replied,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John
Deere.'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or
something?'
The
farmer replied, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the
lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. The lawyer
said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The
farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a
nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
