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#1 The 'No Tie' Joke
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:16 am
by JimmyS
A bloke arrives at a nightclub and the bouncer says he can't come in without a tie, so he goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doorman. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncer. 'Yeah, I'll let you in but don't start anything.''
#2
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:20 pm
by PAUL MORRIS
Nice One
#3
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:24 pm
by JimmyS
Best not to get me started. The association of ideas reminded me of the Tommy Cooper classic "Police found two kids misbehaving. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off."
#4
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:15 pm
by PAUL MORRIS
Too English for me to appreciate