The 'No Tie' Joke

JimmyS · Post by **JimmyS** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:16 am

A bloke arrives at a nightclub and the bouncer says he can't come in without a tie, so he goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doorman. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncer. 'Yeah, I'll let you in but don't start anything.''

PAUL MORRIS · Post by **PAUL MORRIS** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:20 pm

Nice One

JimmyS · Post by **JimmyS** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:24 pm

Best not to get me started. The association of ideas reminded me of the Tommy Cooper classic "Police found two kids misbehaving. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off."

PAUL MORRIS · Post by **PAUL MORRIS** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:15 pm

Too English for me to appreciate

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