#1 Little Johnny
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:54 pm
Seven-year-old little Johnny is sitting on a park bench, eating chocolate bars. Upon finishing one, he would reach into a bag and draw out another. Watching this scene unfold from a nearby bench was an old man. After the fifth chocolate bar had been consumed, he could contain himself no longer.
"Son, if you continue to eat this many chocolate bars your teeth will rot and fall out. Do you want this to happen?" asked the old man.
Johnny simply looked at the old man as he finished the sixth chocolate bar. He then said, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Did he eat as much chocolate as you do?" asked the old man, seeing this as an educational opportunity for the kid.
"No," Johnny shot back. "He got to be 107 by minding his own ****ing business!"
"Son, if you continue to eat this many chocolate bars your teeth will rot and fall out. Do you want this to happen?" asked the old man.
Johnny simply looked at the old man as he finished the sixth chocolate bar. He then said, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Did he eat as much chocolate as you do?" asked the old man, seeing this as an educational opportunity for the kid.
"No," Johnny shot back. "He got to be 107 by minding his own ****ing business!"