Feeling Womanly

[Moeregaard]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up and frantically announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman!"

She then strips off all of her clothing and asks loudly, "Is there someone on this plane man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"