Receptionist standing at the office coffee machine, inhales a big
Breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it anymore and takes her
Complaint to the Personnel Department and states she wants to
Lay a Sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision
And asks, 'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling
You your hair smells nice?'
'It's Keith, the dwarf!'
