The 'E' Type Forum

So Saturday morning I take my wifes E out for a spin and stop at a lovely cafe and leave her E outside in full view , Obviously between mouthfulls of spanish omelette and reading octaine magazine Im keeping a beady eye on my wifes E , A guy comes in and sits at the table next to me and notices that I'm looking at a bright red E Type outside , he leans across and says " huh we can all dream " so I explain (never missing a chance to show off ) that actually the E is in my possession and infact i have another at home , ok 2/3 at mo , annnnd actually "that one over there is my wifes " ......
just at this point his wife comes in to join him and before she has a chance to sit down he's explaining about the E Type to his wife and ends with "wish id married someone like that " with this she glares at him and says "WELL WHY DONT YOU F##K OFF AND MARRY SOMEONE WITH ONE " turns on her heels and marches out the cafe , sheepishly he gets up and follows /runs after her........ oops

Confucius he said; “What the superior man seeks is in himself,
what the small man seeks is in others.”
Now replace the word ‘himself’ with ‘his garage’ & Confucius might be on to something!