Important advice on protective clothing

[christopher storey]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle.

From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester
couple.......... who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break
down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while
he fixed the car.


The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car. Oncloser inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from
under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack
ofunderpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
forward,quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back
intoplace.


On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and
foundherself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[Brendan]

Excellent, I will buy some new overalls just in case

[PeterCrespin]