Sphincter test.

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#1 Sphincter test.

Post by chrisfell » Fri Nov 05, 2021 10:29 am

Here is a photo of a fuse.

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It is a nice fuse. It is a lovely fuse. It has been in my car, performing its duty of protecting against a sudden drop in resistance on the dip beam circuit for many years, as can be seen by the traces of rust on the cap. I'm guessing that it is not an original fuse, but it was certainly in the car when I became custodian almost 19 years ago. So it owes me nothing.

But why have I shown you a picture of a fuse whose filament is clearly in tact. This is why.

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Under the cap on one end is evidence of a breakdown in continuity.

Last night, as I was driving home from visiting friends (a round trip of almost exactly 100 miles - half in darkness), we had just passed through a small village when I detected a strange smell. I put it down to the one of the residents of that village having had an accident in the cooking department. Out into the countryside we drove and onto a busy main road. As I dipped the headlamps for oncoming traffic the road suddenly went very dark - only the sidelights for illumination.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit! We were doing 60 mph!

As I slowed the oncoing traffic passed plunging the route ahead into total darkness. (To give some context to the level of darkness experienced, where I live in Wiltshire close to Salisbury Plain levels of light polution are very low such that star gazers and UFO hunters regularly visit either to understand the universe or make contact with those aliens who arrive in flying saucers completely undetected by military radar, but clearly visible to the UFO hunters.)

I flipped the main beams on. They worked, so I slowed and aimed for the next layby to have a look.

After another couple of cars required plunging the road into darkness before the next layby, the dip beams came on again. As we were quite close to home, we carried on slowly under dip beams, as it seemed that they only stopped working when the main beams were on. Meanwhile, that smell was with us all the way.

At home the dip beams failed again. I quickly located the issue using my nose to trace the source of the smell, and once the dash panel was dropped I could see that the cap on one end of the dip beam fuse was blackened and not properly attached.

I am thankful that I alway carry spare fuses. I am also thankful for brown corduroy trousers.
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#2 Re: Sphincter test.

Post by Heuer » Fri Nov 05, 2021 11:03 am

Another reason to consider the headlamp relay upgrade!
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Post by Simon P » Fri Nov 05, 2021 11:27 am

I once did the Snake Pass in total darkness after my lights failed on my Beta Volumex Coupe just after leaving Sheffield (it was a case of find a way of continuing, or turn round and find somewhere to stay the night in Sheffield - 'nuff said :wink: )

I managed it by waiting in the layby, and then latching on to the back of the first car that passed so that I could follow his tail lights and get some sense of the road ahead from his headlights. Naturally to compound the problem the first car that passed turned out to be a reasonably rapidly-being-driven Porsche, but hey....

I still have this image in my mind of the Porsche driver doing the length of the Snake Pass, all the time with the slightly uneasy feeling that he was being followed :bigrin: :bigrin: :bigrin:
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#4 Re: Sphincter test.

Post by Gfhug » Fri Nov 05, 2021 4:14 pm

Simon, so you were the UFO (unidentified following object) :bigrin:
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#5 Re: Sphincter test.

Post by dal2.0litrefrogeye » Thu Feb 03, 2022 9:24 pm

LED s are your friend
Its a way of life not a hobby
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#6 Re: Sphincter test.

Post by Philk » Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:11 am

dal2.0litrefrogeye wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 9:24 pm
LED s are your friend
But, sadly, are not road-legal.
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#7 Re: Sphincter test.

Post by dal2.0litrefrogeye » Fri Feb 04, 2022 11:12 pm

Philk wrote:
Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:11 am
dal2.0litrefrogeye wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 9:24 pm
LED s are your friend
But, sadly, are not road-legal.
They are if in road legal lamps designed to work with led like the 700 P by better car lighting
Its a way of life not a hobby
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Post by GravyGraham » Sun Feb 06, 2022 11:18 am

I had a similar experience several years ago when on a tour in the Isle of Man. About half a mile from the hotel a jam sandwich was lying in wait at a hairpin bend and I was invited to pull over. Thankfully they were very understanding and gave me a blue light escort back to the hotel.
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#9 Re: Sphincter test.

Post by Philk » Sun Feb 06, 2022 11:22 am

dal2.0litrefrogeye wrote:
Fri Feb 04, 2022 11:12 pm
Philk wrote:
Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:11 am
dal2.0litrefrogeye wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 9:24 pm
LED s are your friend
But, sadly, are not road-legal.
They are if in road legal lamps designed to work with led like the 700 P by better car lighting
Hi Darren

Thanks for the correction..... I was not aware that things had moved on in the past twelve months or so. I upgraded to LED for my dash panel and interior lights but not external given the websites at that time were stating that the external LED lights could only be used on private land as they did not have type approval. I have just been on to the better lighting website to look at their PL700s. Very nice but at £299 I'll stick with my Halogen reproduction PL700s that I procured a while back.
Phil
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