Camel

[Moeregaard]

Once upon a time there was an army camp in India that just received a new commander. During the commander's first inspection everything passed with a single exception. Tied to a tree at the edge of camp there was a camel. The commander asked why it was there, and one of the soldiers explained that, due to the camp's remote location and the lack of female companionship, they needed the camel.

The commander let that one go, but after a few weeks he was feeling pretty horny and ordered the men to bring the camel to his tent. The men did and for the next hour they heard all sorts of grunts and groans coming from the commander's tent.

When the noise subsided, the commander emerged from his tent, zipped his trousers up, and said, "So, that's how you men manage out here!"

One of the men responded, "No, sir. We just ride the camel into town!"